I don’t even know where to start.
Oh, and the body shampoo they provide smells like fruit…
And here’s what happened few days ago after I had my (sucky) workout –
I was walking into the gents and when I pass the hairdryer counter, I saw this Indian/Malay/mixed guy/girl/mixed drying his/her long hair (that’s how uncertain I am of what it is). Now ‘it’ had long hair.. all the way to its lower back. ‘It’ had a face which is hard to discern if it belonged to a guy or a girl. ‘It’ had a belly and was overweight.
And most of all… ‘it’ has
I went out to check the sign to see if I’m really in the gents, not the ladies. Oh, I AM in the gents.
When I went back in, a lady outside shouted into the gents, “Jessica!! Jessica!!” and ‘it’ responded to the calling.
I almost fainted!!
But I went on taking off my shirt, keeping my stuff in the locker, and taking my towel to the shower.
And ‘it’ was finally done drying its hair and went on to change.
Then when the towel dropped, thank goodness… it was a dick (not that I enjoyed looking at it! Ew!).
Lesson learned: Weight train hard and keep away from the soy so that you’ll build some muscle and really look like a guy!